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25 minuten geleden zei Big Mike:

Mag ik in het Engels een verhaal posten? Niet dat ik het niet in het Nederlands wil doen maar ik heb het al gedeeld op Reddit, en kopiëren is makkelijker 😂

Zeker, is wel eens vaker voorgekomen!

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24 minuten geleden zei Big Mike:

Mag ik in het Engels een verhaal posten? Niet dat ik het niet in het Nederlands wil doen maar ik heb het al gedeeld op Reddit, en kopiëren is makkelijker 😂

Yes ofcourse Big Mike ,yes please!

 

We gaan lekker, 1e op doelsaldo alleen binnenkort nu dus Ac MIlan uit en Manchester City uit.

We hebben tot dusver alleen bij Bayern en Wolves uit verloren, die laatste was met 10 man, en ook toen hadden we hogere xG nog.

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Tof. 

 

Even kleine backstory. Sommige zullen me nog wel kennen, sommige niet. Speel altijd lange games met 1 club, dit is de eerste FM(23 in mijn geval) die ik weer actief speel. FM11 of 12 was de laatste die ik actief gespeeld heb. 

 

Oo, how this game makes my blood boil

I need to rant, and after telling it to my wife and her doing her best to consult me, it still isn't enough.

 

This game, ooo how this game makes my blood boil. It's 2039, I just finished my 16th season as manager of Vitesse in the Netherlands. I'm the best in the world, the reason this club is everything they are right now. I renewed the staff, I scout for the best talents, I either develop those in to the best of the world or sell them for big money. I'm the combination of all the great managers in the world according to the game. I own the Eredivisie like the bitch it is, and have won the CL 8 times since 2028. So, you get the setting, those bastards should treat me like the god I am. 

 

Que the Champions League final of 2039. I'm in the final after having a thougher run than normal, but that is due to me selling some top players last year to bring some new and exciting talents to replace them. I sometimes do that way before they are considered ready by everyone else, but their opinions are crap and I have shown them time and time again that only I am right. In the final I'm facing Manchester City, back after losing their touch in the early 30's. They are filled with former talents and even some players that I sold because they thought themselves bigger than the club, bigger than me. The final is evenly matches, a small chance for City at the start and me scoring the 0-1 in the 6th minute. Nothing else happens untill the 82nd minute, when I get a penalty. Kim Hammer steps up, replacing my normal penalty taker that I already subbed out. Kim Hammer (a Danish 22 year old that has everything that he has because I believed in him when he was 17) misses, but we still lead. Well, we all know what happens next... 90+1, City gets a penalty and scores, a tie and overtime it is. Nothing happens for 30 minutes.

 

So penalties it is. I decide to take Hammer out of the first penalty spot, giving it to my goal scorer Kelly. He scores, no problem, City also scores. Second penalty, my German butcher MC(VM) is up. This dude decided to torpedo a helpless child in the stand in the face and City scores. We score the next two, City also does. Last penalty, my back up striker scores, and my goalie pulls of an incredible save, so we are even again. Next up is Kim Hammer, with a chance to get revenge for the missed penalty earlier. I think this crazy Dane had a bet with my German butcher, but he tried his best to hit the same still crying child in the stand. City scores, and we lose the first CL in 5 years. 

 

I'm not even mad at that, it was a good match, City is an excellent team, and we can't win them all. I'm certain the rest of the team agrees. 

They did not, no my friends, those ungrateful bastards did not. My captain, only captain because I like it to be a midfielder and an older player, stat wise I have far better candidates, comes knocking that he and some players hold ME responsible for them not scoring in a penalty shoot out. And here comes the real kicker, he was joined by no other than my German butcher and yes, Kim fucking Hammer. Kim must have the biggest balls on earth to walk in my room after the fucking stunt he pulled. If the game would let me kill someone I would happily do time for this proof that evolution can go backwards. 

 

I forgave my butcher, he is to stupid to know better for all the tackles I make him do, but Kim is out of here, and fucking Desny van Overdijk is losing his captaincy, that will teach him and everybody who likes him dares to think that they can pull shit like this a lesson they deserve. 


Ooo, how my blood is boiling.

 

Inmiddels een seizoen of 2 later, maar moest het toch met jullie delen. Desny van Overdijk mocht lekker oprotten naar zogenaamde Franse grootmacht PSG en Kim Hammer is na 2 seizoenen bij RB Leipzig beland bij Ajax. Heb ook nog wel een mooi verhaal over topspits Ischa Haar, maar dat is er eentje van verloren liefde en verdriet, niet de bullshit die Desny en zijn homies me flikte.

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7 minuten geleden zei Big Mike:

Tof. 

 

Even kleine backstory. Sommige zullen me nog wel kennen, sommige niet. Speel altijd lange games met 1 club, dit is de eerste FM(23 in mijn geval) die ik weer actief speel. FM11 of 12 was de laatste die ik actief gespeeld heb. 

 

Oo, how this game makes my blood boil

I need to rant, and after telling it to my wife and her doing her best to consult me, it still isn't enough.

 

This game, ooo how this game makes my blood boil. It's 2039, I just finished my 16th season as manager of Vitesse in the Netherlands. I'm the best in the world, the reason this club is everything they are right now. I renewed the staff, I scout for the best talents, I either develop those in to the best of the world or sell them for big money. I'm the combination of all the great managers in the world according to the game. I own the Eredivisie like the bitch it is, and have won the CL 8 times since 2028. So, you get the setting, those bastards should treat me like the god I am. 

 

Que the Champions League final of 2039. I'm in the final after having a thougher run than normal, but that is due to me selling some top players last year to bring some new and exciting talents to replace them. I sometimes do that way before they are considered ready by everyone else, but their opinions are crap and I have shown them time and time again that only I am right. In the final I'm facing Manchester City, back after losing their touch in the early 30's. They are filled with former talents and even some players that I sold because they thought themselves bigger than the club, bigger than me. The final is evenly matches, a small chance for City at the start and me scoring the 0-1 in the 6th minute. Nothing else happens untill the 82nd minute, when I get a penalty. Kim Hammer steps up, replacing my normal penalty taker that I already subbed out. Kim Hammer (a Danish 22 year old that has everything that he has because I believed in him when he was 17) misses, but we still lead. Well, we all know what happens next... 90+1, City gets a penalty and scores, a tie and overtime it is. Nothing happens for 30 minutes.

 

So penalties it is. I decide to take Hammer out of the first penalty spot, giving it to my goal scorer Kelly. He scores, no problem, City also scores. Second penalty, my German butcher MC(VM) is up. This dude decided to torpedo a helpless child in the stand in the face and City scores. We score the next two, City also does. Last penalty, my back up striker scores, and my goalie pulls of an incredible save, so we are even again. Next up is Kim Hammer, with a chance to get revenge for the missed penalty earlier. I think this crazy Dane had a bet with my German butcher, but he tried his best to hit the same still crying child in the stand. City scores, and we lose the first CL in 5 years. 

 

I'm not even mad at that, it was a good match, City is an excellent team, and we can't win them all. I'm certain the rest of the team agrees. 

They did not, no my friends, those ungrateful bastards did not. My captain, only captain because I like it to be a midfielder and an older player, stat wise I have far better candidates, comes knocking that he and some players hold ME responsible for them not scoring in a penalty shoot out. And here comes the real kicker, he was joined by no other than my German butcher and yes, Kim fucking Hammer. Kim must have the biggest balls on earth to walk in my room after the fucking stunt he pulled. If the game would let me kill someone I would happily do time for this proof that evolution can go backwards. 

 

I forgave my butcher, he is to stupid to know better for all the tackles I make him do, but Kim is out of here, and fucking Desny van Overdijk is losing his captaincy, that will teach him and everybody who likes him dares to think that they can pull shit like this a lesson they deserve. 


Ooo, how my blood is boiling.

 

Inmiddels een seizoen of 2 later, maar moest het toch met jullie delen. Desny van Overdijk mocht lekker oprotten naar zogenaamde Franse grootmacht PSG en Kim Hammer is na 2 seizoenen bij RB Leipzig beland bij Ajax. Heb ook nog wel een mooi verhaal over topspits Ischa Haar, maar dat is er eentje van verloren liefde en verdriet, niet de bullshit die Desny en zijn homies me flikte.


This made me laugh way harder then it should. :D Leuk geschreven!

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18 minuten geleden zei Big Mike:

Tof. 

 

Even kleine backstory. Sommige zullen me nog wel kennen, sommige niet. Speel altijd lange games met 1 club, dit is de eerste FM(23 in mijn geval) die ik weer actief speel. FM11 of 12 was de laatste die ik actief gespeeld heb. 

 

Oo, how this game makes my blood boil

I need to rant, and after telling it to my wife and her doing her best to consult me, it still isn't enough.

 

This game, ooo how this game makes my blood boil. It's 2039, I just finished my 16th season as manager of Vitesse in the Netherlands. I'm the best in the world, the reason this club is everything they are right now. I renewed the staff, I scout for the best talents, I either develop those in to the best of the world or sell them for big money. I'm the combination of all the great managers in the world according to the game. I own the Eredivisie like the bitch it is, and have won the CL 8 times since 2028. So, you get the setting, those bastards should treat me like the god I am. 

 

Que the Champions League final of 2039. I'm in the final after having a thougher run than normal, but that is due to me selling some top players last year to bring some new and exciting talents to replace them. I sometimes do that way before they are considered ready by everyone else, but their opinions are crap and I have shown them time and time again that only I am right. In the final I'm facing Manchester City, back after losing their touch in the early 30's. They are filled with former talents and even some players that I sold because they thought themselves bigger than the club, bigger than me. The final is evenly matches, a small chance for City at the start and me scoring the 0-1 in the 6th minute. Nothing else happens untill the 82nd minute, when I get a penalty. Kim Hammer steps up, replacing my normal penalty taker that I already subbed out. Kim Hammer (a Danish 22 year old that has everything that he has because I believed in him when he was 17) misses, but we still lead. Well, we all know what happens next... 90+1, City gets a penalty and scores, a tie and overtime it is. Nothing happens for 30 minutes.

 

So penalties it is. I decide to take Hammer out of the first penalty spot, giving it to my goal scorer Kelly. He scores, no problem, City also scores. Second penalty, my German butcher MC(VM) is up. This dude decided to torpedo a helpless child in the stand in the face and City scores. We score the next two, City also does. Last penalty, my back up striker scores, and my goalie pulls of an incredible save, so we are even again. Next up is Kim Hammer, with a chance to get revenge for the missed penalty earlier. I think this crazy Dane had a bet with my German butcher, but he tried his best to hit the same still crying child in the stand. City scores, and we lose the first CL in 5 years. 

 

I'm not even mad at that, it was a good match, City is an excellent team, and we can't win them all. I'm certain the rest of the team agrees. 

They did not, no my friends, those ungrateful bastards did not. My captain, only captain because I like it to be a midfielder and an older player, stat wise I have far better candidates, comes knocking that he and some players hold ME responsible for them not scoring in a penalty shoot out. And here comes the real kicker, he was joined by no other than my German butcher and yes, Kim fucking Hammer. Kim must have the biggest balls on earth to walk in my room after the fucking stunt he pulled. If the game would let me kill someone I would happily do time for this proof that evolution can go backwards. 

 

I forgave my butcher, he is to stupid to know better for all the tackles I make him do, but Kim is out of here, and fucking Desny van Overdijk is losing his captaincy, that will teach him and everybody who likes him dares to think that they can pull shit like this a lesson they deserve. 


Ooo, how my blood is boiling.

 

Inmiddels een seizoen of 2 later, maar moest het toch met jullie delen. Desny van Overdijk mocht lekker oprotten naar zogenaamde Franse grootmacht PSG en Kim Hammer is na 2 seizoenen bij RB Leipzig beland bij Ajax. Heb ook nog wel een mooi verhaal over topspits Ischa Haar, maar dat is er eentje van verloren liefde en verdriet, niet de bullshit die Desny en zijn homies me flikte.

 

Misschien waren die twee spelers die miste in de penalty serie juist wel de spelers die boos op je waren, omdat ze in zichzelf geen vertrouwen hadden en vonden dat je hen niet moest uitkiezen. Ze houden jou verantwoordelijk voor het kiezen van hun. Zij vonden dat je maar andere spelers had moeten uitkiezen.

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45 minuten geleden zei MisterX:

 

Misschien waren die twee spelers die miste in de penalty serie juist wel de spelers die boos op je waren, omdat ze in zichzelf geen vertrouwen hadden en vonden dat je hen niet moest uitkiezen. Ze houden jou verantwoordelijk voor het kiezen van hun. Zij vonden dat je maar andere spelers had moeten uitkiezen.

Nee het was die bullshit belofte die ik ze aan ooit een keer gedaan had tijdens een contract verlenging. Meestal verwijder ik ze, maar die van "win de CL in x seizoen" laat ik nog wel eens staan, omdat het eigenlijk een gegeven is dat ik hem win. Beide spelers waren ook vol vertrouwen voor de reeks en Hammer zei na de wedstrijd dat hij er een volgende keer weer zou gaan staan.

 

Totaal niet realistisch dat in het echt de spelers dan bij de manager komen, ik zou alle praat programma's afgegaan zijn om iedereen eens duidelijk uit te leggen waarom beide spelers voor ver onder hun waarde mochten vertrekken. 

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8 uur geleden zei xanderoo:

Ook wel gay gekeept.

Zo zou ik het niet noemen maar twee verdedigers die elkaar in de weg lopen en daardoor onder de bal door springen ziet er al klungelig uit, en dan springt de keeper ook nog eens weg. Volgens mij was deze bal voor alle 3 makkelijk te pakken.

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1 uur geleden zei De Raam:

Zo zou ik het niet noemen maar twee verdedigers die elkaar in de weg lopen en daardoor onder de bal door springen ziet er al klungelig uit, en dan springt de keeper ook nog eens weg. Volgens mij was deze bal voor alle 3 makkelijk te pakken.

 

Hoe stond de wind? Niet te onderschatten factor natuurlijk.

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11 uur geleden zei Glenn08:

@Big Mike Nog altijd met Vitesse joh! Geen Montes in de selectie?

Montes was van FC Twente, daar had ik toen de lange game mee. Dat was ook een game van liefde en niet van haat, bedrog en verloren liefdes zoals deze game is. Bestuur wat nooit meewerkt tot ik lek naar de media, spelers die ondanks dat de Eredivisie de 3e competitie is van Europa en wij de beste club nog steeds naar PSG/Bayern/Milan willen. Supporters en spelers die mokken om alles, zelf complimenten na 5 goede wedstrijden waarderen sommige niet. 

 

Nee, geef mij maar de FM11 waar het allemaal trouwe honden waren die voor je door het vuur gingen. En die stats, waar zijn al die 20 stats gebleven bah. Wereldspelers met 13-14 op bepaalde stats, mijn OCD vibed daar niet mee hoor.

 

@De Raam Dat klopt inderdaad, kan me nog een mooie rapbattle met HJ (R.I.P) herinneren. Mooie tijden, tof ook om te zien dat echt veel users nog steeds er zijn. Timpy00 bv, dat was nog echt een klein pikkie toen we hem leerde kennen. 😜

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Ik (Club Brugge) kan maar niet winnen van Aston Villa. In de groepsfase van de Conference League 2x van hen verloren, waardoor ik als tweedes doorging. Ik worstel mij uiteindelijk tot de finale; wie kom ik daar tegen? Juist ja, Aston Villa.

2-2 na 120 minuten spelen, waarbij ik 2x telkens op voorsprong kwam tegen de gang van het spel in. Uiteindelijk verloren op penalty's met 8-9.

Hun 4-2-4 bezorgde mij zoveel problemen in alle drie de matchen. Emery won dus alweer een Europese beker.

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14 minuten geleden zei Big Mike:

 

@De Raam Dat klopt inderdaad, kan me nog een mooie rapbattle met HJ (R.I.P) herinneren. Mooie tijden, tof ook om te zien dat echt veel users nog steeds er zijn. Timpy00 bv, dat was nog echt een klein pikkie toen we hem leerde kennen. 😜

 

Wat was jouw username eerst dan?

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16 minuten geleden zei Big Mike:

 

Auw, je bent ooit nog op de meeting geweest in het huis van mijn oma. 2010 zal dat zijn geweest, misschien zelfs 2009.

 

Is dat waar we Nederland - IJsland hebben gekeken? Of een of andere andere droevige interland?

Ik wist even niet je oude username ;)

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