Overig buitenlands clubvoetbal

[Justin]

Van Wolfswinkel weer 2 keer gescoord voor Sporting dit weekend.

[Toornstra]

Man Utd houdt Ricky zelfs goed in de gaten.

[Zokipfc]

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:wall::-D

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Lekkere balkan chaos weer, btw met dat accent praten ze allemaal bij ons in de regio.

 

En hier ook "najveci jebac u BiH" in de aflevering pootjebaden

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[Sanel]

 

Voor vanavond, Dinamoooooo..

[Ragazzo]

Zeker nu omdat ze tegen Ajax spelen hé ;c. Ik denk wel dat ze winnen btw.

[Snipes]

Owja, was even vergeten dat ik niet meer 12 was en me dus niet hoef te gedragen als een klein zielig kindje.

[Raymon.]

ik ben een gelikte beer

 

;e;e;e

[Ragazzo]

Haha, Wesley tief op hier man, voor ik een paar Joegoslaven op je afstuur, ben benieuwd of je dan nog zo wijs doet.

[iSimic]

ik hoal van twente want twente is mien club!

 

Cool story bro.

[Snipes]

Haha, Wesley tief op hier man, voor ik een paar Joegoslaven op je afstuur, ben benieuwd of je dan nog zo wijs doet.

 

Jij hebt helemaal geen recht van spreken man. Ga snel naar je Real topic terug. :thumb:

 

Wat ben jij eigenlijk? Kroaat? Bosniër? Serviër? Montenegrijn?

 

 

 

EDIT: Lange had gelijk, het kind in mij kwam even naar boven. :-P

[Ragazzo]

Cigani.

[jj1]

Haha, Wesley tief op hier man, voor ik een paar Joegoslaven op je afstuur, ben benieuwd of je dan nog zo wijs doet.

 

Net zo stoer als die BBB?

;)

 

Zonde dat BBB niet aanwezig was(niet massaal tenminste) had er tenminste een nog betere sfeer gehangen...

[iSimic]

Voor de sfeer moet je ook niet in Zagreb zijn, daarvoor moet je in split zijn.

[Zokipfc]

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_O_ Pusenjee

 

 

 

Zulke lijsten zijn al vaker gepost, maar vind ze toch wel lachen, en heel herkenbaar vooral :-D

 

[spoiler=You know you're from the balkans if...]At your wedding you know only about a third of the people there.

 

At your wedding you have a minimum of 350 guests.

 

At your wedding the first song is always "danas majka zeni svoga sina".

 

Your father calls you a "dummy" for not knowing how to do something he can't either.

 

There is more alcohol in your liquor cabinet than at the local bar.

 

Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.

 

Your dad starts to swear obsessively whenever he watches CNN.

 

There's at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to.

 

When your walls are crowded with icons of saints

 

When you make jokes based on your own tragedy

 

Your church has a fully loaded bar

 

You don't talk to your Kumovi

 

Your uncle makes his own wine that is stronger than rakija

 

You think everything is a conspiracy

 

Your mother insists that "promaja" will kill you

 

Rakija is used to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as a massage lotion

 

When your baba will not accept the fact that you're not hungry

 

You teach all your American friends serbian/croatian cuss words

 

Your Tata complains da ga ledja BOLE!!!

 

When you have to reassure your Mother that her cooking is the best

 

Whenever you went by Baba's house, she offered you supa, sarma, pecenje or kolace and got mad if you didn't eat EVERYTHING.

 

When you are told that you'll grow a tail if you drink coffee at a young age

 

You are freaked out by 'Babaroga'

 

when your mom has a whole pharmacy in the medicine cabinet.

 

When your mum calls you "stoka"

 

When your mom tells you not to drink cold water after you have exercised

 

When no matter what age you are or how much smarter than your parents you are, they will never listen to what you say 'cause you're still their little " beba "

 

Your Dad tells you "kad sam ja bio u tvoje godine...."

 

When your parents call relatives in Yugo they shout to be heard

 

When on your birthday everyone pulls your ears

 

When your parents call you "sine" no matter if your a boy or a girl.

 

Your mom gloats about how good Serbian food is but cooks Turkish coffee for all her friends

 

When you work part time and drive a BMW

 

When you bang the table and break glasses while singing when you're drunk.

 

When your father says "samo ako te zgrabim ja"

 

When beans are served and your dad tells you that you should call it "gospodin pasulj

 

You think the expression "Don't laugh so much, you will cry" sounds reasonable

 

Cevapcici on the grill are better than steak any day

 

Your majka is fond of saying "Tanks God"

 

A week after Slava, Bozic, and Easter you are still eating sarma

 

You can dance a kolo to anything, including ex-Yu rock

 

You read this list to your mama and tata and all they have to say in their defense is "IC NAT TRU!!!"

 

if you sit too close to the T.V., you'll get cancer.

 

You tell your friends to rebel when their parents tell them to be home before midnight

 

when you're mom is running after you to put on a "podkusulja

 

Your dad tells you "dis is the turd time I am telling you dis" and you are afraid to laugh

 

You bring gifts when you come and take gifts when you leave

 

You have a doily covering your DVD, VCR, printer, scanner

 

When you do not announce yourself before visiting a friend and are happy to see him/her at your door in the same manner

 

when your dad thinks everyone from China has a black belt

 

Your dad never told you about the birds and the bees

 

All ex-yugoslavians have the same cuisine "supa, sarma, Pecenje

 

All weddings have the same cuisine "supa, sarma, Pecenje

 

A Serb girl tries to look 23 but she's actually 15.

 

Even the fat Serb chicks put on the tightest skirt possible

 

You drive a nicer car than your parents

 

There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and Cabbage in your garage

 

You can hear your dad snoring from across the street

You wear a DKNY t-shirt when you work out

 

Your baba swears more than you do

 

Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5km uphill both ways. And over rocks.

 

Your mum makes her own bread and slices it with a BIG kitchen knife to a thickness of 5cm per slice

 

All the hot girls/guys are your cousins

 

There's at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to

 

Being someone's KUM really has no meaning

 

Your dad thinks he knows everything about the world today

 

Your last name ends with a CH

 

When you are reading this list and you're cracking up

 

One of your relatives is a construction worker / painter

 

A loaf of bread is eaten for lunch

 

Your parents have a shot of rakija for breakfast

If you are a girl and not married by the age of 20 you are an old maid

 

You live with your mom and dad until you are married

 

You have a pair of wool slippers that your baba knit

 

Your mom tells you not to sit on concrete or your ovaries are going to freeze

 

There's a slab of fat in your fridge called "slanina"

 

Rakija is used to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as a massage lotion

 

As a kid you are paid to steal the bride's shoe at a wedding

 

You have a vegetable garden in your backyard consisting of a variety of peppers, onions and tomatoes

 

"Jebem ti mater" forms part of ordinary conversation

 

It is always the biggest brother that is guilty when his younger brother(s) make(s) trouble.

 

When upset, it isn’t unusual for Tata to send you “u pizdu materinuâ€

 

Your parents turn the channel when there is a kissing scene

 

Whenever your parents said “vidit cemo†you knew that it meant “NO!â€

 

Your cousin in Croatia who calls you to send him money had a cell phone before you and wears only name brand clothing

 

 

When you se a dog and find it natural to pick up a stone in case of the dog should attack you – even if the dog is 2 cm tall

 

 

 

Your Dad tells you "kad sam ja bio u tvoje godine...."

 

When your parents call relatives in Yugo they shout to be hear

Your mother insists that "promaja" will kill you

Your dad starts to swear obsessively whenever he watches CNN.

When your baba will not accept the fact that you're not hungry

There's a slab of fat in your fridge called "slanina"

When you do not announce yourself before visiting a friend and are happy to see him/her at your door in the same manner

Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5km uphill both ways. And over rocks.

:-D En dan vooral de laatste, killerrrr

[iSimic]

Omfg die laatste, hahahahaha mijn vader altijd, die zegt hij zo vaak.

 

Ik herken er ook een behoorlijk aantal.

[palacio]

Die laatste heb ik al zo vaak gehoord. Niet normaal.

[Sanel]

Echt he :-D

[Mrn.]

You have a pair of wool slippers that your baba knit

 

Haha, ik heb momenteel een paar aan. :D

[Sanel]

If you sit too close to the T.V., you'll get cancer.

 

Huilen :-D :-D :-D :-D Deze ook:

 

You live with your mom and dad until you are married

 

You have a doily covering your DVD, VCR, printer, scanner

 

Sowieso :D

[Ragazzo]

Mehehe, Bosna ik hoop niet dat je serieus bent in de één na laatste :cab:.

 

En foto's van je doily over je printer en andere apparatuur :D(d)

[Antharas]

Wat vinden jullie van Darko Lazovic?

[Zokipfc]

Niks speciaals.

[Mrn.]

Een irritante ***speler. Maar da's mijn mening.

[Zokipfc]

Darko he, niet Danko

[Mrn.]

Darko he, niet Danko

 

Hahaha, had het niet eens opgemerkt. :moop: